No Less, No More

Prof. Alex Taylor's column dives in to the legend of Boot Hill and the many incarnations thereof. Originally appearing November 1, 1988 in the Gainesville Georgia Times, he examines some of the famous epitaphs associated with the Wild West, and some insight into other Boot Hills — mafia included.

Indeed, the Lester Moore grave is a contrivance. As well are the puns upon his epitaph. In fairness, it does begin with HERE LIES.

It was reportedly a favorite mention of ZZ Top's deceased bassist, Dusty Hill, who wanted something similar for his own but couldn't come with a favorite. Let's see...

Here Rests    (had to use a musical pun)
Dusty Hill
Four Strings
A Bearded Thrill
He's been up, and now he's down
Oh Lord, take him downtown


I'm sure his were better...